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I often tease my cats regarding their lack of an opposable thumb. They
ignore my taunts for the most part. I say things like "bet you wish you
had one of these, then you could use the can opener." I wave my thumb
in their whiskered faces. I chide them with "if only you had a thumb you
could put scotch tape on my feet."
That thumb though, in reality, is a tremendous responsibility. The
thumb, unlike other fingers, as mentioned previously, is opposable in
that it is the only digit on the human hand which is able to oppose or
turn back against the other four fingers, and thus enables the hand to
refine its grip to hold objects which it would be unable to do
otherwise - this, it turns out, has allowed us humans to get into all sorts of
mischief.
There are other animals that also have opposable
thumbs: orangutans, apes, gorillas, heck even raccoons and opossums
(hmmm, aptly named that opossum), and they've hardly caused any trouble
at all. Now I know a room full of monkeys and raccoons would likely
incite a ruckus but I don't see any real chance for fundamental
madness or destruction, at least not the kind we homosapiens are capable of.
Apparently
we humans have the ability to move our thumbs farther across our hand
than any other primate. Perhaps this has something to do with the
magnitude of our shenanigans.

The original source of the thumbs
up gesture is not entirely clear. Anthropologist, Carleton S. Coon,
after seeing Barbary apes in Gibraltar using the gesture, hypothesized
in his classic work 'The Story of Man' that it is “a mutual celebration
of having opposable thumbs”.
The use of the thumbs up was popularized
in the west by US fighter pilots during WWII, letting the ground crew
know they were good and ready to go drop some bombs
on unsuspecting targets.
Roman emporers, it has been documented, used the thumbs up and down to signal whether a gladiator should show mercy or not to his fallen opponent - in this case though, a thumbs up was actually mean as the signal to show no mercy (perhaps the emperor was in effect saying - "hey, you've still got your thumb, use it").
Ok, so here's the funny thing –
whenever I see one homosapien giving a thumbs up to another homosapien
for whatever reason, it could be for something simple like “hey nice car” or for something much more ingenious like “hey way to manipulate
that stock” or “a laser guided hellfire from two thousand miles...wow!” -
whenever I see someone giving the thumbs up it occurs to me that what
they are really saying is - “Way to go opposable thumb” or maybe
even something like “Hey I have a thumb too, aren't these great.”

Ok
that was the funny thing, now here's the interesting thing. In some
parts of the world the thumbs up has another meaning - precisely the
opposite meaning - precisely the equivalent of one in the west raising their
middle finger. The thing is that these areas of antipodal thumb meaning are almost
exclusively in the least developed, most impoverished areas of the
world. One of the reasons these areas continue to remain poor and in
abject misery is because of their being subjugated by the more
advantaged West. In other words, in their opinion, being under it, that thumb -
is maybe not such a good thing.
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